...you guessed it...Cheesy Poofs and Chipy Chips. What peopl don't realize is the whole storyline for this comic is NOT funny, mainly because it IS based on a true story!
The story; Once upon a time, there was a man, he would work all day and night, when one day his wife fell ill. So he went into to town with $5 to get medicine for her. As he was about to ask for the medicine, something caught his eye, it was a bag of Chips, but not any chips, "Chipy Chips". Later on the husband came home and his wife asked, 'So you got the medicine?' He had a guilty look on his face. She asked again in a deeper tone, 'Did you get the medicine?!' The husband removed his jacket and and sat on the bed beside his wife, 'I...' She yelled, 'Did you get the fucking medicine?!!' He looked her in the eye and said, 'No...I did not get the medicine.' She punched him in the face and he hit her back.
The next day, the man came upstairs to apologize to his wife and found her dead on the floor because he didn't buy the med. After that he sued the makers of "Chipy Chips" But in return got to take over the company, he ate the Chips all the time until one day, he Over Dosed. The government covered it up by saying he commited suicide over the death of his wife, then the government mysteriously started advertising "Chipy Chips"
And so we could get everyone to know that the Chipy Chips are dangerous, we created this comic, please don't ever buy Chipy Chips...buy CHEESY POOFS!!